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		<title>Something you don&#8217;t want to see when you wake up!</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2012/01/19/something-you-dont-want-to-see-when-you-wake-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bio break</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[M-am amuzat teribil cand unul din colegi a scris chestia asta in full meeting In romana e echivalentul cu &#8220;pana de tufis&#8221;.]]></description>
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In romana e echivalentul cu &#8220;pana de tufis&#8221;.<br />
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		<title>Shave&#8230; that thing</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/08/03/shave-that-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Americanii sunt pe marginea prapastiei si se uita-n jos la noi!</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/08/03/americanii-sunt-pe-marginea-prapastiei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 05:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Din plictiseala, am dat drumul la TV. Peste tot se discuta situatia americanilor, ca sunt vai s-amar, indatorati pana-n gat, ce sa mai, &#8220;sunt pe marginea prapastiei&#8221;. Eu cred ca de acolo se uita-n jos la noi si la greci &#8230; <a href="http://www.huza.ro/2011/08/03/americanii-sunt-pe-marginea-prapastiei/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Din plictiseala, am dat drumul la TV. Peste tot se discuta situatia americanilor, ca sunt vai s-amar, indatorati pana-n gat, ce sa mai, &#8220;sunt pe marginea prapastiei&#8221;.</p>
<p>Eu cred ca de acolo se uita-n jos la noi si la greci si le cam trebuie binoclu sa ne vada.</p>
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		<title>Corsa 1.2i 1993</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 07:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atinge maxim 165 km/h. Asta daca ai cativa km buni de drum drept si nu te plictisesti cu piciorul pe acceleratie.]]></description>
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		<title>Ce e femeia?</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/07/28/ce-e-femeia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<title>De ce ai vrea sa afle toata lumea cu cine ti-o pui?</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/07/27/de-ce-ai-vrea-sa-afle-toata-lumea-cu-cine-ti-o-pui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chiar ma intrebam azi asta. Altfel nu vad rostul de ce ti-ai actualiza statusul privind &#8220;relatia&#8221; ta cu alte persoane pe facebook. Piti de la mine  din lista actualizeaza saptamanal statusul relatiei amoroase. Culmea, de fiecare data e alt pulete. Si &#8230; <a href="http://www.huza.ro/2011/07/27/de-ce-ai-vrea-sa-afle-toata-lumea-cu-cine-ti-o-pui/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chiar ma intrebam azi asta. Altfel nu vad rostul de ce ti-ai actualiza statusul privind &#8220;relatia&#8221; ta cu alte persoane pe facebook.</p>
<p>Piti de la mine  din lista actualizeaza saptamanal statusul relatiei amoroase. Culmea, de fiecare data e alt pulete. Si io-s al dracu de urat. Dar aia-s mai ca mine!</p>
<p>Sau poate asa face ea advertising la &#8220;marfa&#8221;, ca-i emancipata - cele ca ea dar mai de moda veche fac trotuarul <img src='http://www.huza.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Mincinosul</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/07/04/mincinosul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 07:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pula</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/04/21/pula/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un alt punct de vedere.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Un alt punct de vedere.</p>
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		<title>Marea teapa data de Zumzi si Amedeea</title>
		<link>http://www.huza.ro/2011/04/10/marea-teapa-data-de-zumzi-si-amedeea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 07:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ei bine, saptamana asta a aparut o &#8220;super oferta&#8221; pe site-ul Zumzi prin care aparent de la Amedeea poti comanda o pizza in valoare de 17 lei si platesti de fapt doar 5. Impreuna cu doi prieteni, infometati si prost &#8230; <a href="http://www.huza.ro/2011/04/10/marea-teapa-data-de-zumzi-si-amedeea/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ei bine, saptamana asta a aparut o &#8220;super oferta&#8221; pe site-ul <a href="http://www.zumzi.ro/352/5-lei-pentru-o-pizza-la-alegere-home-delivery-sau-la-restaurant-pizza-amedeea-in-valoare-de-17-lei-reducere-71" target="_blank">Zumzi</a> prin care aparent de la <a href="http://amedeea.ro/zumzi.html" target="_blank">Amedeea</a> poti comanda o pizza in valoare de 17 lei si platesti de fapt doar 5.</p>
<p>Impreuna cu doi prieteni, infometati si prost inspirati luam proasta decizie pe 5 aprilie sa comandam 4 pizza la 5 lei. Facem repede cont, comandam si cand discutam cu operatorii de la Amedeea aflam ca de fapt n-am citit bine, oferata e valabila incepand cu 8 aprilie. Alexandru ne inveseleste spunandu-ne ca nu ne-am luat teapa, ne minte frumos ca baga el friptura la cuptor dupa care asteptam tot atat cat pentru pizza si ca putem folosi cupoanele pe 8 aprilie ca si asa e ziua mea pe 9. Zic super, hai sa ne bucuram de friptura acum si las ca numai bine fac cinste cu pizza de ziua mea.</p>
<p>Pe 8 aprilie seara, cu ganduri pasnice, Bogdan contacteaza operatorii Amedeea in incercarea de a comanda pizza pe baza acelor vouchere. Surpriza, suntem anunati ca nu putem primi pizza in cadrul ofertei, desi pe cupoane scrie clar ca oferta e valabila incepand cu data de 8 aprilie, Amedeea nu e de acord si n-are de gand sa onoreze comenzile pana in data de 11 aprilie 2011. Partea interesanta e ca arunca vina pe Zumzi.ro ca nu le-au oferit baza de date in totalitate si vin si cu alte scuze penibile.</p>
<p>Dovada: si pe site-ul lor:</p>
<p>&#8220;Daca esti aici inseamna ca ai cumparat de la zumzi.ro un cupon si esti dornic sa-l folosesti <img src='http://www.huza.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> . Mai jos vei gasi toate informatiile necesare despre cum sa valorifici cuponul.</p>
<p><strong>Vom incepe onorarea cupoanelor de Luni, 11.04.2011.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Toate cupoanele/comenziile se vor procesa exclusiv online, nu telefonic!</strong></p>
<p>Ai emotii din cauza pretului? Stai linistit, daca ai dat 5 lei pe el <strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">nu inseamna ca ne vom bate joc</span></strong>, ci te asiguram ca vei primi aceasi pizza buna ca si pana acum. Pentru confortul tau si pentru a pastra cele promise mai sus vom onora cate 50 de cupoane pe zi, astfel vom reusi sa livram pizza in timp util si inca fierbinte tie si tuturor clientiilor nostrii.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sunt sigur ca nu isi bat joc, doar intarzie sa-si onoreze oferta cu doar 3 zile.</p>
<p>Pe site-ul Zumzi, mai apare un comment legat de aceeasi problema la care aparent nu s-a obosit nimeni sa raspunda:</p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.zumzi.ro/user/64845">Soare Diana</a>: Nu stiu ce se intampla dar am sunat la Amedeea si mi-au spus ca oferta e abia din 11.04.2011 si comezile se pot face doar online. As vrea sa stiu cine are dreptate si pe cine trag la raspundere pentru informatiile incorecte.</p>
<div>adaugat acum 14 ore&#8221;</div>
<div>Ma amuza si afirmatia cu onorarea celor 50 de cupoane pe zi. Asta oare ce mai inseamna? ca daca nu esti in primii 50 bye bye pizza la oferta?</div>
<div>Vedem luni&#8230;</div>
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